Holy Crap, I Survived.

The Big One is coming.

Hey Chucks,
I'm riding my bike 150 miles this time,from FRISCO to FORT WORTH (the LONG way).
The SAM'S CLUB MS 150 is a two-day, cycling adventure through North Texas that raises funds to help people living with MS.
My goal is to raise 2 g's.
Please Pledge HERE..
THANKS!!!!!

Redefine Christmas

Hey All, long time no blog to. I've been one busy Beaver.
A great holiday idea.. HERE.

A Treasury of Svenska Dansbands, Part 2

Don't forget to Click 'em to see 'm BIG.

Rest in Peace Joe 1964-2007

My family and I are shocked and saddened at the sudden passing of Joe Riley. We extend our deepest sympathy to his family.
Joe was a gentle, smart and very funny friend who loved to laugh. Whenever we would get together we would always laugh and laugh until we cried.

This is a painful loss. He was such a decent, generous guy and one helluva talent whom we loved and admired.
Joe lives on, in his large body of work and in all of our memories. His influence will echo forever , and in thousands of little ways he's stll with us.

Dave

Another from The Best of Chuck Central

I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I ?

Once, as a youngster, I was getting harrassed by a very annoying brat at our apartment swimming pool. When I'd had enough, I pulled this one on him.

Me: How old are you?

Brat: Eight.

Me: How'd you get so ugly in just 8 years?

(He pondered it for a few seconds, then offered this witty ebonic retort..)

Brat: How YOU gesso ugly eight-TOUSAND year-uhs.

Note: That comeback was not exactly Verbal Judo. The Brat made the obvious mistake of giving me MORE time to become ugly. Clearly, a person several thousand years old would have valid reasons for being ugly.
He completely failed to address my original barbs implication that HIS face had deformed at an ACCELERATED rate. Here, the comic logic in the Brats assertion collapses. Rendering it painless, and non-humorous. He erroneously assumed that a larger numerical value, somewhere in the insult, automatically made it a Zillion times more worser, when turned on the opposing doo-doo-head.
An effective comeback allows no "Erasies", and may implicate Yo Momma.